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Never change, Steve
We need the boldest, hottest take possible, issued without apology, and without ANY kind of self-awareness.

From Deadspin, in response to quite possibly the hottest HOT SPORTS TAKE ever written — from the Denver Post:

Kiszla: LeBron can play but King Tim Duncan has a ring (or five) to it

I mean, I’m in awe of this thing. Seriously.

This conversation happened.

This conversation happened.

As a people we have lost the plot. Because we can document everything, we will, and we can’t stop. Every event is now a sea of people with their arms held up in a triangle, forming an illuminati symbol with our phones at the apex.

The Awl — Put your phone down

SRSLY, y’all.

Also, points for the illuminati reference.

I BELIEVE!

I BELIEVE!

24 discussion ahead … so spoilers and such

You know, as someone who has been a longtime fan of “24,” I’ve put up with some silly plot lines. Kim and the cougar, Valencia getting wiped off the map, Kim moving from irritant teen to CTU analyst, but now …

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Audrey is apparently Helen of Troy, as it is her favor that has apparently set off World War 3?

Come on.

Sigh — at least it’s going to be really satisfying when Jack confronts Mark.

Man, lot of ill will and butthurt going around the Internets today.